Vanessa IS Venus

Apr 23, 2014

lecic-has-a-shovel:

yungterra:

There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM

I completely photosynthesize with this

(Source: yungterra, via almost-as-fucked-up-as-society)

Apr 23, 2014

carryonmy-assbutt:

fricklesfrackles-letsfrickackles:

domina-domina-omnimalum:

thebabbagepatch:

hereghostyghosty:

jordaamn:

johnstridur:

adriofthedead:

thesunmaid:

parents making sex jokes

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grandparents making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds

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NINE

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NEIN

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Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds

(via themissilelaunch)

Apr 23, 2014

punkasslouis:

why do people look so shocked when food falls into your cleavage but you eat it anyway like “oh no this grape has been spoiled by my bosom better throw it away” fuck no i’m gonna eat that boobie grape

(via buttlass)

Apr 23, 2014

artichokehold:

how to walk a mile: a 5280 step program

(via pizza)

Apr 23, 2014

officialunitedstates:

bewbin:

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

what do you call a crazy market

a bizarre bazaar

follow for more

For more what?

whatever that was

(via camelaanderson)

Apr 23, 2014

Vanessa IS Venus

Anonymous asked: Dude the gamecube sucked

nagi-hime:

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Apr 23, 2014

spamanos:

zeus took fuck, marry, kill way too seriously

(via fake-mermaid)

Apr 23, 2014

mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

(via camelaanderson)

Apr 23, 2014

bewbin:

railroadsoftware:

mapsontheweb:

The contour of some American states form a Chef carrying a tray of fried chicken

cool

Kentucky Fried Chicken

bewbin:

railroadsoftware:

mapsontheweb:

The contour of some American states form a Chef carrying a tray of fried chicken

cool

Kentucky Fried Chicken

(Source: reddit.com, via spicy-vagina-tacos)

Apr 23, 2014

(Source: klefable, via joshpeck)